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Mission 34: Something Purdy
The Duchess only wishes she could pull these off.
Think of the occasions you’ve bought something pretty for of late: clothes for the kids to wear on Easter Sunday, a new black blazer for work, yoga pants that aren’t stained or torn. Now, think of the occasions you used to buy something pretty for.
Inspired by the bedazzled stripper shoes the Duchess wore to the fancy schmancy wedding, we want you to buy and wear something this week simply because it makes you feel pretty. Scratch that. Simply because it makes you feel sexy.
As Good as It Gets
My senior year of college, I wrote a paper about the movie “As Good as It Gets”. The assignment coincided with my life’s most dramatic romantic struggle between the obviously not meant for me boyfriend I kept as a crutch, and the Australian that had swooped in unexpectedly to remind me what romance could feel like. Tonight, as I was [...]
Son of a…
The babysitter told me yesterday that Lee 2 looked out at the rain and said, “Son of a bitch.” I was astonished not because she had ever heard the expression, nor because she was so bothered by some light precipitation, but because she actually knew the end of the saying. I generally leave it at “Son of a…” [...]
A Sense of Beauty
Mr. Lee and I got dolled up last weekend to go to a fancy schmancy wedding while my mother-in-law babysat. He wore his vintage Versace tie his mother gave him, and I wore my best jewels, which his mother had also given me. I got my nails done, indulging in the fancier “milk and honey” pedicure at [...]
Mission 33: Role Play
The origins off Miss Lee’s pseudonym lie in an early role play she enacted with Mr. Lee, one she swears she’ll never disclose (and she’ll disclose ANYTHING). This week, pick two characters – cheerleader/football hero, nurse/patient, pool boy/lonely mafia wife – and let it play out. While the point is to have some fun with [...]
Mission 32: O, It’s Magic
Not climaxing is the top sex complaint from women, and was the number one thing we heard from ”Katie” viewers who reached out to us this week. Forget quantity, gimmicks and making sure he’s happy, this week it’s all about the quality for you. Mission 32 is to achieve the big O – no matter how long or what it [...]
Filippo, The Duke And Me
It’s been a big week: another man joined us in the bedroom. A hot Italian that was slick to the touch. The Duke balked initially but as time went on he started to like the company. Not only was our new companion a specialist in grilling, he was a whiz at skincare – my he [...]
It’s Mario Time
I had two worries heading into this week. One, how little my eyes might look on the Katie Show because I was smiling so big. Two, how I was going to prevent any olive oil stains. Plenty of my maternity clothes feature grease stains on the northern hemisphere of my belly from french fries, Twisted [...]
Mission 31: Olive Oil
Miss Lee used the words “vaginal dryness” and Duchess used the word “orgasm” in a taping on national television this week responding to clever questions posed by the charming Katie Couric (catch the show Monday, April 22). The conversation then turned to a suggestion by in-studio guests Kym Whitley of the OWN Network and expert Dr. Evelyn [...]
PDA via PDA
Mr. Lee enjoyed a five-day fishing trip while I handled the kids this week. I try not to play the one-up game often, partly because I secretly think I have already beaten every living person in my too big head, but I really shined this week. Among the three kids, a swelling belly, an intense day [...]
Rated G
A Public Display of Affection is purely subjective. For the Duke, a PDA is a prolonged kiss and maybe if I am lucky a stealth-like squeeze of the behind. For me, I don’t regard those as PDA’s. No, I am much more flamboyant in expressing my affection for him in public – my arms drape [...]
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