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Since we’ve been forced to watch Kim and Kanye profess their lust, love, and fame whoring one more time, we think our own lust, love and fame whoring deserve a looksie. Find a mirror this week, position yourself in front of it, and instead of making your favorite duck mouth, just make it.
I’ve intended to catch up with my alter ego for more than four months now. Welcoming and adjusting to a fourth child (and a darling one at that) proved to be a tad distracting. After a perfect delivery to wrap that most precious child-bearing period of my life, I had the delightful chance of [...]
Mission: Do It was born to instill spice and variety into our sex lives. Little did we know as we embarked on this adventure that not only would there be spiciness, there would also be babies. Two of them. Three if you count the baby born to a reader who dabbled in Mission 3. Today [...]
My first baby came four days late. My second, a week-and-a-half early, and my third, two-and-a-half weeks early. Hence, I thought my fourth would easily be here by 37 weeks. Today is 39 weeks and 2 days. I know that’s not overdue, but after psychologically preparing myself for the last two weeks, that’s way overdue [...]
My spawn has taken over my life. I defied him at 35 weeks to sneak in a trip to Schlitterbahn (remember, the hottest coolest time in Texas from last year, aka Schlitterschlong?) with the two older Lee children, but he got back at me by making me dilate and efface ever so slightly. And, since [...]
Miss Lee is about to birth her fourth child any day now so she may find this mission tricky as all her focus will be on pushing that baby out with barely a whimper. The Duchess however has had a revelation: no more treating the kids as number one. That top spot needs to be [...]
Christian Grey has his playroom. We have ours. His playroom is an eye-popping myriad of chains, shackles and whatever-you-could-wish-for-in-bondage-gear. Ours is an eye-popping myriad of plastic toys made in China, Lego blocks and crusty remnants of Play-Doh smeared into the carpet. A place to find your inner sex kitten? Not quite. But when Miss Lee [...]
Odds are you were willing to do this when you lived in conditions far worse than you do now (think 12-year- and 15-tenant-old apartment carpet). But, we understand that more meaningful concerns about telltale carpet burns and determining exactly how you would get up off the floor have deterred you in the years since. This week, [...]
The nurses on BBC’s “Call the Midwife” recently went to a dance that had Nurse Jenny Lee sporting some sumptuous red lips, which left us with a keen understanding of exactly why Jimmy’s so crazy about her. This week, leave the comfort of your favorite mauves, pinks, browns and frosts, and wear a rich red [...]
I should have requested a revision on the language for Mission 34 because there is absolutely no way to feel sexy when you are this pregnant, which I discovered the hard way. My first attempt was to buy a sleek undergarment that would suck all my jiggly bits in, allowing me to properly wear the blue [...]
There comes a point when talking about sex that you just have to stop talking. Sex is fabulous, sex is fun, sex is liberating, sex is a stress reliever, sex is sexy but sex isn’t something that everyone wants to talk about ALL OF THE TIME. At least mostly everyone. There are always exceptions. A [...]