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2012 August

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.


I settle down to write this on an early deadline for this week’s mission as I lose brain cells to the drivel that is “Toddlers and Tiaras”, trying to drown out the drama that nearly ensued while we tried to recreate the appeal of not being caught. After putting our kids in the bath (big […]

Mission 13: Back to School

This week, we pay homage to high school a la iconic movies like “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” and “American Pie”. Do it like you’re about to get caught – so fast, in fact, that you only have time to pull your panties to the side. If you manage to get under the bleachers or in […]

Dominant Pluto

Holy goodness I’m old. I haven’t read a Cosmo in years, possibly a decade. Mr. Lee brought mine home from Target (kudos to him for buying it), and I had to look inside to figure out who cover girl Lucy Hale was. I easily located the 25 sex tips “he loves” and the orgasm trick couples […]

Full House

The fact I saw this month’s Cosmo and thought the cover girl was Selena Gomez shows how out of touch I am with popular culture. Lucy Hale? Never heard of her. But apparently she is one of the hottest things in Hollywood right now. Realization Numero Uno that I am marching closer towards the Bingo […]

Mission 12: Sex and the Married Girl

In honor of the recently passed Helen Gurley Brown, look in a Cosmopolitan magazine to find one recommended way to please your man, then do it. For the overachievers out there, the current issue suggests 25 sex moves and the naughty orgasm trick couples love.

The Beauty About Hope…..It Just Keeps Springing

On some weeks the Duke knows the mission in advance, on others I just surprise him with it.  He usually likes the surprises as (shock, horror) they tend to lean towards the sex.  This week required advance warning – I couldn’t just covertly smuggle him into the cinema and unveil HOPE SPRINGS in an extravagant […]


S&M in the Lee household translates to surgery and a movie, both of which could be considered sadistic and masochistic in their own right. Mr. Lee was scheduled to have sinus surgery on Thursday, which will at some point (I hope) translate into less snoring and more bed-sharing in our home. He abuses Afrin the […]

Mission 11: Spring Hope

We’re not the only ones thinking about adding spice to a marriage. After reading Meryl and Tommy Lee (no, not that one), interviewed in AARP (yes, we read EVERYTHING), we’re raring to see “Hope Springs.” *Suggestion: If you tell him it’s for a mission, he won’t have a problem seeing a chick flick (we’re pretty sure they […]

My Fine Young Cannibal

“Truth or Dare” holds a special place in my heart for its role as a catalyst in some of my early relationships and dating. In middle school, it was the vehicle of choice to get my first boyfriend to express his feelings toward me, which turned out to be an avid hunger for making out. […]

Keeping It Simple

  I don’t believe the Duke and I have ever played truth or dare.  If we have, it has been under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol and neither of us remember. So with not a drop of alcohol in sight I suggested the time has come to play our illuminating mission.  What will […]