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2012 October

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 22: Take it All Off

Pick a song, pick an outfit (with lots of “pieces” for the best effect), and dance your clothes off for your man this week. We’re torn between the theme to the Pink Panther and Miley’s “Party in the USA. We’re not judging the music – as long as you do your Gypsy momma proud.

“Are You Drunk?”

Film sets are great for sexting.  There is a lot of down time between set ups and when the Duke and I first got together, our flip phones would blow up with suggestive comments and ideas about what we would do to each other. The term “action” took on a whole new meaning.  That was […]

“Where did that come from?”

I tell Mr. Lee the missions at the first of the week, and usually am met with a snide remark about how ridiculous I am, which is true. For the sexting mission, I waited until Thursday to execute, hoping it would allow him time to possibly forget why I was doing it. Sometimes, he doubts […]

Mission 21: Sext

No really, we mean it. Nevermind if you think you’re too old. If it’s cool enough to get today’s kids going, then it’s good enough to rival the “check ‘yes’ or ‘no’” notes that got us going in middle and high school. Just be careful if you let your kids play on your phone…and they’re […]

Morning Has Broken

To squeeze in a bout of nooky on a weekday morning would take a herculean effort in our household.  I am out walking the dogs in rain, wind and shine before the clock strikes 6:30AM, whilst the Duke slumbers on until well past 7.  This in itself is a herculean effort for him.  In the […]

Couch to 5k

I’ve gone running with my neighbor more than twice in the last three weeks. That is more than I’ve done as far as an exercise routine in about 15 years. Usually, I consider carrying the littlest Lee (who is quite big), changing the five-gallon water jug on the cooler at work, and walking to soccer practice sufficient to […]

Mission 20: Breakfast in Bed

They say it’s the most important meal of the day, and the idea of breakfast in bed is just too good to pass up. One day this week, before the granola bar, the bowl of Golden Grahams, the cup of Fage or the three-pack of Chic-fil-a chicken minis with hashbrowns (yum), start your day with […]

The Limits of Love

Apparently, Mr. Lee has limits. Allow his sex life to be plastered all over a blog? “That’s cool.” Allow me to take a picture of him wearing his underwear, reindeer antlers, hippie glasses and vampire teeth while yielding a Nerf gun, then share it with my entire family? “Whatever.” Drink a few glasses of pineapple […]

Let’s Get Moving

Duchess officially checked out last week.  As Miss Lee was grinding delicacies into a swirling melee of goodness for both her and Mr. Lee’s pleasure, the Duke and Duchess were covered in a layer of dust and filth for the week as they loaded their lives into a u-haul and hot-footed it to their new […]

Mission 19: Taste Test

This week, put your man on a diet. We don’t care about his love handles or cholesterol, we care about his intake of foods like kiwi, watermelon, celery and acidic fruits like plums, blueberries and cranberries. Samantha on “Sex and the City” even used pineapple juice. Your mission is to give him oral pleasure if […]