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Mission Do It

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 41: My Favorite Ring

An infant that dozes and whiskers on my kitten (hint), Bachelors that settle and tight jeans that are fittin’, Silver-haired spinsters that go out in mink, And the Durex Play Vibra-a-a-ations ring. At a recent “Favorite Things” party (recommended), Miss Lee looked on enviously as a friend handed out three Durex Play Vibrations Rings to […]

Mission 39: Watch It

Oh K…oh K…okay already! Since we’ve been forced to watch Kim and Kanye profess their lust, love, and fame whoring one more time, we think our own lust, love and fame whoring deserve a looksie. Find a mirror this week, position yourself in front of it, and instead of making your favorite duck mouth, just make […]

Mission 37: Floor It

Odds are you were willing to do this when you lived in conditions far worse than you do now (think 12-year- and 15-tenant-old apartment carpet). But, we understand that more meaningful concerns about telltale carpet burns and determining exactly how you would get up off the floor have deterred you in the years since. This week, […]

Mission 36: Red Lips

The nurses on BBC’s “Call the Midwife” recently went to a dance that had Nurse Jenny Lee sporting some sumptuous red lips, which left us with a keen understanding of exactly why Jimmy’s so crazy about her. This week, leave the comfort of your favorite mauves, pinks, browns and frosts, and wear a rich red […]

Mission 35: 9 1/2 Weeks

We intended to post this one when Miss Lee was 9 1/2 weeks out from having Lee 4, but the post-coital hangover Duchess referenced this week took over. So, with eight weeks left, we want you to bring something from your kitchen other than olive oil into the bed this week. Technically speaking, you should […]

Mission 34: Something Purdy

Think of the occasions you’ve bought something pretty for of late: clothes for the kids to wear on Easter Sunday, a new black blazer for work, yoga pants that aren’t stained or torn. Now, think of the occasions you used to buy something pretty for. Inspired by the bedazzled stripper shoes the Duchess wore to the fancy […]

Mission 33: Role Play

The origins off Miss Lee’s pseudonym lie in an early role play she enacted with Mr. Lee, one she swears she’ll never disclose (and she’ll disclose ANYTHING). This week, pick two characters – cheerleader/football hero, nurse/patient, pool boy/lonely mafia wife – and let it play out. While the point is to have some fun with […]

Mission 32: O, It’s Magic

Not climaxing is the top sex complaint from women, and was the number one thing we heard from “Katie” viewers who reached out to us this week. Forget quantity, gimmicks and making sure he’s happy, this week it’s all about the quality for you. Mission 32 is to achieve the big O – no matter how long or what it […]

Mission 31: Olive Oil

Miss Lee used the words “vaginal dryness” and Duchess used the word “orgasm” in a taping on national television this week responding to clever questions posed by the charming Katie Couric (catch the show Monday, April 22). The conversation then turned to a suggestion by in-studio guests Kym Whitley of the OWN Network and expert Dr. Evelyn […]

Mission 30: PDA

By now, you should be feeling some extra love for your Mission: Do It partner in crime, so show the world just how well you’re doing behind closed doors (except in the case of the Duchess and Miss Lee, who feel the need to plaster it all over the Internet). Your 30th Mission: Do It […]