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Mission Do It

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 29: Massage

Making your husband lift his shirt so you can look for “squeezies” does not count. This has to be a mutual effort in rubbing shoulders, back, feet, neck – whatever body part will please you the most and help you relax. It’s up to you how long to go, and whether to take it coital. But […]

Mission 28: Bunny’s Orders

Easter Weekend has been and gone but the Easter Bunny is still very much alive in our houses, and bunny regalia is everywhere. One of the Playboy Bunnies recommends the best way to achieve the Big O is doing it doggie style. So unleash your inner animal – hop to it, dawg.

Mission 26: Twelve Days Of Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas officially begin on Christmas Day. We love the partridge, the five gold rings and the swans-a-swimming, but let’s see if you can wrap-up the year by bringing your own spice to each of the twelve days. If you go the full hog and complete the  consecutive dozen, we will shower you […]

Mission 25: Guerrilla

They say sex is one of the best ways to calm your nerves, so fray his before you relax them this week. We want you to tackle, suprise, scare, attack, etc. to take it when you want it. Be careful not to involve any deadly weapons, because we’re pretty sure he’ll be packing.

Mission 24: Chocolate

Our boss circulated the annual list of clients who will be lucky enough to receive a Godiva assortment this year, and thoughts of the creamy confection mingling with a nude woman on a horse have us craving our own box. This week’s challenge is to go on a diet of chocolate for a day (or […]

Mission 23: Just Do It

What do you think of when you think of the number 23? Michael Jordan. What do you think of when you think of Michael Jordan? Nike. What do you think of when you think of Nike? You get the idea. After all the funny business you’ve been up to. Just do it this week. For […]

Mission 22: Take it All Off

Pick a song, pick an outfit (with lots of “pieces” for the best effect), and dance your clothes off for your man this week. We’re torn between the theme to the Pink Panther and Miley’s “Party in the USA. We’re not judging the music – as long as you do your Gypsy momma proud.

Mission 21: Sext

No really, we mean it. Nevermind if you think you’re too old. If it’s cool enough to get today’s kids going, then it’s good enough to rival the “check ‘yes’ or ‘no’” notes that got us going in middle and high school. Just be careful if you let your kids play on your phone…and they’re […]

Mission 20: Breakfast in Bed

They say it’s the most important meal of the day, and the idea of breakfast in bed is just too good to pass up. One day this week, before the granola bar, the bowl of Golden Grahams, the cup of Fage or the three-pack of Chic-fil-a chicken minis with hashbrowns (yum), start your day with […]

Mission 19: Taste Test

This week, put your man on a diet. We don’t care about his love handles or cholesterol, we care about his intake of foods like kiwi, watermelon, celery and acidic fruits like plums, blueberries and cranberries. Samantha on “Sex and the City” even used pineapple juice. Your mission is to give him oral pleasure if […]