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Mission Do It

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 18: Vajazzle

After watching last night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion (part I of a million), we’re feeling extra blingy. Take time this week to give your lady parts a sparkly makeover by visiting a professional (yes, they exist), busting out the bedazzler you used on your Lee jeans in 1991 (ouch), or buying some sticky […]

Mission 17: Love Bites

All this Christian Grey talk, and the telltale slag tag on our coworker’s neck last week, has us craving some love bites. Your Mission: Do It this week is to give AND get a hickey. If it’s too round, we’ll know you used a vacuum (that’s a hoover for you, Duch).

Mission 16: Fifty Shades

Fine. Fine. Fine. We’ll do it. For those of you that haven’t read it, read it. For those of you that have, revisit it. Both groups do have to pick a scene and make it real in your bedroom, or whatever that secret room you have is called.

Mission 15: Hit a Triple

The Texas Rangers have kind of been amazing lately (Miss Lee secretly crushes on Matt Harrison despite his chin fuzz), and have you heard? The Duchess is sex-free. So, we want you to hit a triple this week. Act like you’re making out again, trying to keep a semblance of your pre-Mission: Do It good girl, analyzing every move […]

Mission 14: Get Handy

It’s Labor Day, which means we get to take a little break from our main job this week, so put your tint job to good use, and give him a hand job…while driving. Obviously, we’re suggesting he has the wheel, while you drive the stick. Ha!

Mission 13: Back to School

This week, we pay homage to high school a la iconic movies like “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” and “American Pie”. Do it like you’re about to get caught – so fast, in fact, that you only have time to pull your panties to the side. If you manage to get under the bleachers or in […]

Mission 12: Sex and the Married Girl

In honor of the recently passed Helen Gurley Brown, look in a Cosmopolitan magazine to find one recommended way to please your man, then do it. For the overachievers out there, the current issue suggests 25 sex moves and the naughty orgasm trick couples love.

Mission 11: Spring Hope

We’re not the only ones thinking about adding spice to a marriage. After reading Meryl and Tommy Lee (no, not that one), interviewed in AARP (yes, we read EVERYTHING), we’re raring to see “Hope Springs.” *Suggestion: If you tell him it’s for a mission, he won’t have a problem seeing a chick flick (we’re pretty sure they […]

Mission 10: Truth or Dare

This week marks our 10th mission and the 9th anniversary of the game of “Truth or Dare” that launched Miss Lee’s relationship with Mr. Lee. After last week’s over-exertion, take some time to play. We dare you.

Mission 9: Max Out

Watching the world’s athletes parade at the Opening Ceremonies in London has inspired us to unleash our inner athletes. Mark week nine by maxing out: do it as many times as you can in one day. We’ll look for you on the medal stand.