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Mission Do It

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 7: Admit You Have a Problem

Still in a rut and looking for help beyond what we’re challenging you to? Or too rutted to “rut” the way we’re suggesting? Send your story to 330casting@gmail.com to be considered for a new television show sure to give you the professional help you need.

Mission 6: To Brasil

In honor of Macy’s To Brasil campaign, and the latest Brazilitexan spawn expected from goddess Camilla McConaughey, go Brazilian “down there” for this week’s Mission. No telling your partner until your big reveal in the bedroom. The choice to do a strip, or to strip down entirely is yours.

Mission 5: Go Goldilocks

Your Mission: Do It challenge this week is to “Go Goldilocks.” We want to hear that you’ve been sleeping in someone else’s bed.

Mission 4: Filthy Mouth

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Plan not to this week because Mission: Do It challenges you to talk dirty during the act.

Mission 3: Double the Pleasure

Data shows couples have sex two times a week on average. Take this week’s Mission: Do It challenge and double that (for those of you without pencil and paper, that’s four total).

Mission 2: Sex Shop

Your Mission: Do It assignment this week is to visit a sex shop WITH YOUR PARTNER and buy something. Extra points if someone there attempts to buy you.

Mission 1: Pop Rocks

Your inaugural Mission: Do It is to perform oral sex on your partner using Pop Rocks. Like the delectable confection, this message will explode once it makes contact with your saliva.

Just the Missions

Mission 1: Pop Rocks Your inaugural Mission: Do It is to perform oral sex on your partner using Pop Rocks. Like the delectable confection, this message will explode once it makes contact with your saliva. Duchess Does It Miss Lee Does It Mission 2: Sex Shop Your Mission: Do It assignment this week is to […]