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Duchess

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

An Admission

Miss Lee listen up: Massages bore me. I don’t mean massages in a swanky spa when I am being tended to hand and foot – heck no, they are delicious. Give me a voucher for one of those any time. I mean the massages when I have to sit in one place for a period […]

The Closet Connection

A few months ago, a dear friend of mine told me that its a wonder marriages survive the newborn stage. She had just had her second baby.  At the time, I was 7 months pregnant with Baby Duchess and in denial, not about having another child, but  that I too would be about to enter […]

I Feel The Need For….Speed

Getting back on a horse requires concentration and patience.  Try to rush things – your steed will sense it and things won’t go according to plan.  Well that pretty much sums up this week’s mission.  The horse was quivering with anticipation, after all he had been locked up in his stable for the Winter and […]

Mission 27: Get Back On The Horse

We all know the old adage “If you fall off you…” We’ve been floundering in the dust for so long we need to cowgirl up and get back in the saddle. This week, blow off those cobwebs, limber up, hoist your leg over and shout “Giddy up Cowboy”. What’s the betting your steed will rise […]

A New Beginning

Christmas came and went.  The New Year passed by with barely a spritzer in sight.  January was a haze of crazy work days and reflux-filled nights.  The wheels of time spun in hyper speed and as we bid adieu to 2012 and welcomed in 2013 my feet didn’t seem to touch the ground in the […]

Gobble Gobble Not Much Wobble

I don’t think I was thinking clearly when I set this mission.  The Twelve Days of Christmas – aiming for a dozen consecutive days of sex?  Seriously?!  When I set the mission I think the thought of a week off work and enough turkey and trimmings to feed a small country made me giddy with […]

‘Tis The Season For Mission Lethargy

It’s true. There are times of the year when sex simply takes a back seat.  It seems the season to be jolly is one of them.  How did that happen?  You would think that the Yuletide cheer would inject a sense of sexual ‘Je ne sais quoi’ into our lives and I would be swinging […]

It’s A Whopper

Malted milk balls.  When those three words are uttered it makes me immediately think that the Duke has had an unfortunate run in with his testicles.  Luckily for him, his testicular region remains malt and milk free.  That would be a worry.  No, these little balls of delight, otherwise known as “Whoppers” seemed to the […]

Coughing, Spluttering and Keeping It On

Some women say their libido’s soar during pregnancy.  Well lucky for them.  I think pregnancy is the most amazing thing and is a pure miracle of life, but feeling sexy and wanting to go at “it” with my protruding belly and feeling exhausted by the time the clock chimes 8PM, is not a recipe for […]

“Are You Drunk?”

Film sets are great for sexting.  There is a lot of down time between set ups and when the Duke and I first got together, our flip phones would blow up with suggestive comments and ideas about what we would do to each other. The term “action” took on a whole new meaning.  That was […]