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Duchess

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Morning Has Broken

To squeeze in a bout of nooky on a weekday morning would take a herculean effort in our household.  I am out walking the dogs in rain, wind and shine before the clock strikes 6:30AM, whilst the Duke slumbers on until well past 7.  This in itself is a herculean effort for him.  In the […]

Let’s Get Moving

Duchess officially checked out last week.  As Miss Lee was grinding delicacies into a swirling melee of goodness for both her and Mr. Lee’s pleasure, the Duke and Duchess were covered in a layer of dust and filth for the week as they loaded their lives into a u-haul and hot-footed it to their new […]

Jewel Me Up Baby

In the midst of moving house, work deadlines and a husband that was still AWOL in the edit bay, I manage to make a lunch trip to get jeweled up.  It was the perfect tonic to a really crazy week. I laughed, I gasped, I picked out my pink heart and I skipped out of […]

Give The Dog A Bone

Well crapola.  In the last couple of weeks my sexual revolution has been on a snooze fest.  When the party should have been in my pants (and the Dukes), blasted work deadlines and getting ready to move house has taken any semblance of sizzle and left a dreary drizzle.  Yikes. I suppose that is called […]

Green + Grey Does Not Equal Go

My OB/GYN must think I am obsessed with sex.  When I heard at the start of the week that the pesky placenta of mine had moved, the first thing I asked him was “Does this mean I can now have sex?” Bemused he responded: “Yes, Duchess.  You can now revert to normal living.” Hurray.  I have the green […]

Skipping Second…..

  The base system was a new one for me.  I think because my childhood was full of rounders, cricket, rugby and football (the English version).  Baseball was a mystery.  We certainly didn’t apply the rounders bases to sexual progress.  I wish I could remember what we did attribute our progress to?  I think it […]

In The Shadow Of The Moon

I think I have a new signature move: hand jobs on highways. With two missions already under my belt where the car console turned into a cockpit (quite literally), I felt I had this one down. My career advisor at school would have been so proud.  Just imagine the following exchange: “Duchess, what would you like to be […]

Do Not Enter!

So here is the skinny…. as the Mission: Do It journey went live on the worldwide web, it seemed that wasn’t the only thing crackling to life.  I think the week we exhausted ourselves by doubling the charm   it wasn’t the just the Duke and me getting frisky – our reproductive organs were too.  Lo and […]

Full House

The fact I saw this month’s Cosmo and thought the cover girl was Selena Gomez shows how out of touch I am with popular culture. Lucy Hale? Never heard of her. But apparently she is one of the hottest things in Hollywood right now. Realization Numero Uno that I am marching closer towards the Bingo […]

The Beauty About Hope…..It Just Keeps Springing

On some weeks the Duke knows the mission in advance, on others I just surprise him with it.  He usually likes the surprises as (shock, horror) they tend to lean towards the sex.  This week required advance warning – I couldn’t just covertly smuggle him into the cinema and unveil HOPE SPRINGS in an extravagant […]