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Miss Lee

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

A Sense of Beauty

Mr. Lee and I got dolled up last weekend to go to a fancy schmancy wedding while my mother-in-law babysat. He wore his vintage Versace tie his mother gave him, and I wore my best jewels, which his mother had also given me. I got my nails done, indulging in the fancier “milk and honey” pedicure at […]

It’s Mario Time

I had two worries heading into this week. One, how little my eyes might look on the Katie Show because I was smiling so big. Two, how I was going to prevent any olive oil stains. Plenty of my maternity clothes feature grease stains on the northern hemisphere of my belly from french fries, Twisted […]


Mr. Lee enjoyed a five-day fishing trip while I handled the kids this week. I try not to play the one-up game often, partly because I secretly think I have already beaten every living person in my too big head, but I really shined this week. Among the three kids, a swelling belly, an intense day […]

To Be Noted

Before the Duchess or I record any public displays of affection, we would be remiss to not show one of the most touching public displays of affection that has come out of this horrific week for the United States. My heart was full as I watched an arena full of hockey fans unite in their […]

We Ain’t Nothing But Mammals

The first time Mr. Lee met my parents was at an open house they hosted for my sister Amanda’s wedding. Towards the end of the party, my other sister and her husband had absconded with the remote to the TV room to claim the cable for the night. Mr. Lee was in his best “impress […]

Two Birds

I was assigned to read The Odyssey in Mrs. Fort’s freshman English class. Like Tess of the d’Urbevilles the following year, I didn’t. That is, until I realized I had to turn in an assignment that consisted of 50 journal entries and responses about the book, which I now realize was cruel of Mrs. Fort to ask of […]

My Secret

Mr. Lee lets me fill out his paperwork for doctor appointments. I have also been on him of late to read my latest posts on the blog, which is why I’m posting his only hope to avoid embarassment at his sleep study consultation (to address the snoring) here. In listing the problems he is having, I […]

Out of the Mouths of Babes

In a conversation about pajamas at my daughter’s pre-school, she managed to tell her whole class, including her teacher (who knows about this blog): “My daddy sleeps without underwear on top of my mommy.” I found out via text message from another teacher. He found out from the teacher, who understandably blushed while sharing, and […]

The Beast Infection

The Duchess has been “on” me for weeks to get back on the horse. Between you and me, I think Mission 27 was a ploy to get me back in the game since the morning sickness and life derailed me in December. I’ve even gotten threatening text messages and voice mails. But the real trick to […]

My Dream Works

I don’t tend towards sex dreams, unless I’m pregnant. If I do have them when I’m not, they are about random celebrities, as in, not the ones I would generally think about during the day (past examples include Michael Biehn from the first Terminator, Vin Diesel from XXX, and Robert de Niro from Deer Hunter). I usually […]