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Bed Hopping, Not Much Bopping

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Bed Hopping, Not Much Bopping

Miss Lee had an agenda.  She knew when setting this mission that she was going to get hot to trot with Mr. Lee at her parent’s house. I reckon its been a secret fantasy of hers for a while now.

For me, Mission 5 happened to coincide with our journey to the beach and whilst the Duke’s journey to our destination had been a thrill ride, once we arrived  the waves were the only things wet and lapping. Whilst I am all about trying “it” in new places, I am also aware that there are certain beds / bedrooms that won’t create a stir in the Duke’s loins, in fact certain places will positively dry those juices up.  Staying in the bedroom of my dearly beloved in-laws who passed away not too long ago doesn’t do anything for the sexual urge.  There just seemed something not quite right about throwing caution to the wind and going at it in their bed.  So we passed up that opportunity and the Duchess is down a mission.  But one day I intend to make that up.  I have just had a thought – Miss Lee is on vacation next week.  I should get the key to her house and let ourselves in…..


  1. The bottom bunk with the “Hello Kitty” sheets is definitely the best option. The key will be in the mailbox.


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