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Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Fuzzy Math

My initial objection to The Duchess was that doubling the pleasure for Mr. Lee and me would translate to a total of one in a week since we average about one time every two. She would have none of that – I blame the Metric system. Then, she tried to set a standard week timeline, […]

Four Times! Can we do it? Yes we can!

Missions are set on Monday morning with completion goal end of day Sunday. Seven blissful days and six nights to indulge in sex.  Four times.  Easy, right? Apparently not.  By Friday, I was sweating it – the Duke hadn’t seen any action in four of the six nights.  I was failing in my mission.  Damn […]

Mission 3: Double the Pleasure

Data shows couples have sex two times a week on average. Take this week’s Mission: Do It challenge and double that (for those of you without pencil and paper, that’s four total).

The Sex Shop Whip & Not Much Tickle

Before Mission Two: Journey to the Sex Shop commenced, I had to come clean to the Duke.  I had to tell him why I wanted him to come with me to the sex shop in the middle of the day.  After much coaxing, cajoling and promises that this will remain anonymous, he agreed to come […]

A visit to the d’erotica zone.

Mr. Lee and I arranged for his best friend, a 6-foot 6-inch 280-lb. hunting enthusiast covered in tattoos – one of which reads “Plowhand”, to babysit our three little darlings while we sneaked down the street to Zone d’Erotica. It should be noted I don’t live in a ratty part of town, though I do […]

Mission 2: Sex Shop

Your Mission: Do It assignment this week is to visit a sex shop WITH YOUR PARTNER and buy something. Extra points if someone there attempts to buy you.

Pop Rocks Rock….For Me….

The Duke’s eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw the packet of Pop Rocks.  He didn’t even know I knew they existed – which quite frankly was true until a friend suggested the mission and Miss Lee came into the office waving her extra packets in my face.  Pop Rocks weren’t part of […]

My kids LOVE Pop Rocks

After searching our local convenience and grocery stores for the delectable confection we call Pop Rocks with no success, my husband, who was eerily motivated to find this one item for me, found them at Academy, the local sporting goods store. How did we know they were at Academy? Oh, because our 11-year-old engaged in […]

Mission 1: Pop Rocks

Your inaugural Mission: Do It is to perform oral sex on your partner using Pop Rocks. Like the delectable confection, this message will explode once it makes contact with your saliva.