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Everything

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Climbing the Walls in Search of Prostaglandins

My first baby came four days late. My second, a week-and-a-half early, and my third, two-and-a-half weeks early. Hence, I thought my fourth would easily be here by 37 weeks. Today is 39 weeks and 2 days. I know that’s not overdue, but after psychologically preparing myself for the last two weeks, that’s way overdue […]

HI8US

My spawn has taken over my life. I defied him at 35 weeks to sneak in a trip to Schlitterbahn (remember, the hottest coolest time in Texas from last year, aka Schlitterschlong?) with the two older Lee children, but he got back at me by making me dilate and efface ever so slightly. And, since […]

Mission 38: Who Is Numero Uno?

Miss Lee is about to birth her fourth child any day now so she may find this mission tricky as all her focus will be on pushing that baby out with barely a whimper.  The Duchess however has had a revelation:  no more treating the kids as number one.  That top spot needs to be […]

The “Play” Room

Christian Grey has his playroom.  We have ours. His playroom is an eye-popping myriad of chains, shackles and whatever-you-could-wish-for-in-bondage-gear.  Ours is an eye-popping myriad of plastic toys made in China, Lego blocks and crusty remnants of Play-Doh smeared into the carpet.  A place to find your inner sex kitten?  Not quite.  But when Miss Lee […]

Mission 37: Floor It

Odds are you were willing to do this when you lived in conditions far worse than you do now (think 12-year- and 15-tenant-old apartment carpet). But, we understand that more meaningful concerns about telltale carpet burns and determining exactly how you would get up off the floor have deterred you in the years since. This week, […]

Mission 36: Red Lips

The nurses on BBC’s “Call the Midwife” recently went to a dance that had Nurse Jenny Lee sporting some sumptuous red lips, which left us with a keen understanding of exactly why Jimmy’s so crazy about her. This week, leave the comfort of your favorite mauves, pinks, browns and frosts, and wear a rich red […]

Hot Pregnant Woman

I should have requested a revision on the language for Mission 34 because there is absolutely no way to feel sexy when you are this pregnant, which I discovered the hard way. My first attempt was to buy a sleek undergarment that would suck all my jiggly bits in, allowing me to properly wear the blue […]

Something Borrowed

There comes a point when talking about sex that you just have to stop talking. Sex is fabulous, sex is fun, sex is liberating, sex is a stress reliever, sex is sexy but sex isn’t something that everyone wants to talk about ALL OF THE TIME.  At least mostly everyone.   There are always exceptions.  A […]

Mission 35: 9 1/2 Weeks

We intended to post this one when Miss Lee was 9 1/2 weeks out from having Lee 4, but the post-coital hangover Duchess referenced this week took over. So, with eight weeks left, we want you to bring something from your kitchen other than olive oil into the bed this week. Technically speaking, you should […]

Mission 34: Something Purdy

Think of the occasions you’ve bought something pretty for of late: clothes for the kids to wear on Easter Sunday, a new black blazer for work, yoga pants that aren’t stained or torn. Now, think of the occasions you used to buy something pretty for. Inspired by the bedazzled stripper shoes the Duchess wore to the fancy […]