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Filippo, The Duke And Me

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Filippo, The Duke And Me

OliveOilIt’s been a big week: another man joined us in the bedroom.  A hot Italian that was slick to the touch.  The Duke balked initially but as time went on he started to like the company.  Not only was our new companion a specialist in grilling, he was a whiz at skincare – my he knows how to make your skin glisten.  Who needs Creme De La Mer when our new friend can bring a shine for only $6.99?!  And what blows my mind even more was his experience – he isn’t even a Virgin – he is straight up, old school, no frills.  His name?  Filippo Berio.  Rolls off the tongue doesn’t it?  He even piqued the cats interest and she came sniffing around at the most inopportune time – that was awkward.  We shooed her away.  Filippo doesn’t like kitty’s getting into his business.

I held Filippo aloft and told the Duke together we could make him into a Chippendale.  The Duke didn’t go for that.  I should have known: the Duke and a Chippendale are as far removed from each other as Mother Theresa is to a pole dancer.  But, I think it is fair to say he liked him.  We liked him.  He may even come back.

Filippo, the Duke and me.  Our first threesome.

 

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