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Jewel Me Up Baby

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Jewel Me Up Baby

In the midst of moving house, work deadlines and a husband that was still AWOL in the edit bay, I manage to make a lunch trip to get jeweled up.  It was the perfect tonic to a really crazy week. I laughed, I gasped, I picked out my pink heart and I skipped out of the jeweling parlor like a nimble mountain goat with a secret.

How refreshing it was to do something so different.  Adding a bit of sparkle and jazz to that region was just plain fun.   My baby bump got in the way from me gaping at it at regular toilet intervals but no matter I could still catch a glimpse in the bathroom mirror and it made me smile.

As for the Duke – I chose the reveal after he had had two hours of sleep.  He looked me with blurry eyes and gasped.  Not quite in the same gleeful way that I gasped when I was doing the deed, but in a “Duchess, you resemble a stripper” kind of gasp.   Hey, I used to take pole dancing classes in my more younger days living in London, so being told I resembled a stripper was fine by me.  It took me back to those limber times when I could hang upside down on a pole and spin like a ‘windmill’ (proper pole terminology FYI).  So Duke, if jeweling me up will take me back to those times then you are one lucky man……

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