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Mission 15: Hit a Triple

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 15: Hit a Triple

The Texas Rangers have kind of been amazing lately (Miss Lee secretly crushes on Matt Harrison despite his chin fuzz), and have you heard? The Duchess is sex-free. So, we want you to hit a triple this week.

Act like you’re making out again, trying to keep a semblance of your pre-Mission: Do It good girl, analyzing every move to determine whether you’ve crossed the line…or rather, advanced a base. Urban Dictionary has a good guide if you’re rusty since you’ve been going all the way.

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