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Mission 18: Vajazzle

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 18: Vajazzle

After watching last night’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion (part I of a million), we’re feeling extra blingy. Take time this week to give your lady parts a sparkly makeover by visiting a professional (yes, they exist), busting out the bedazzler you used on your Lee jeans in 1991 (ouch), or buying some sticky sequin stickers (recommended).

We’ve even heard some women have parties, but we’re not there yet – maybe for mission 97.

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  1. […] This week’s mission ruled. Well, not the waxing part, that’s never really fun. Except the part when Cathy White, my designated junk artist, complimented my pain tolerance while she was working on my labia. Yes, I was proud to know that my reaction to having my lady parts yanked repeatedly dimmed (apparently by far) from that offered by other women visiting Lakewood Salons. […]

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