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Mission 29: Massage

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 29: Massage

Making your husband lift his shirt so you can look for “squeezies” does not count. This has to be a mutual effort in rubbing shoulders, back, feet, neck – whatever body part will please you the most and help you relax. It’s up to you how long to go, and whether to take it coital. But please, when you bring it up, pronounce it the proper British way. You know the Duchess will.


  1. […] My second thought (for two seconds) was to disregard the mess and blend Mission 31 with the massage mission I still haven’t fulfilled. Then, Mr. Lee presented the perfect solution in a daytime […]

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