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Mission 31: Olive Oil

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 31: Olive Oil


Look at that nefarious smile! This is just before she tricked us into saying “those” words on national TV – she was easier on Sarah Palin.

Miss Lee used the words “vaginal dryness” and Duchess used the word “orgasm” in a taping on national television this week responding to clever questions posed by the charming Katie Couric (catch the show Monday, April 22).

The conversation then turned to a suggestion by in-studio guests Kym Whitley of the OWN Network and expert Dr. Evelyn Minaya to take that bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil out of the kitchen and into the bedroom. We’re willing to try it if there’s a chance we’ll be smiling half as big as Katie afterwards.


  1. LanceRomance says:

    Yes, the labido is between the ears! I don’t understand why people don’t put more focus in their lives on great sex! It’s been proven to be the best thing for one’s health over and over again. I want to live to be 100 and want my incredible sex life to continue until I die. I was voted biggest flirt in high school not because I always wanted to get some but just because it’s fun to flirt and be in the mood regardless. If a man and woman don’t get turned on by laying in bed kissing each other and snuggling then it’s time to move on. Best sexual position ever is scissor doggy!
    Lance B.

  2. LanceRomance says:

    I am 49!

  3. I’m 52, going thru menopause. I’m on an estrogen patch, still have orgasms but can’t have actual intercourse – even with lubercants without so much pain that we have to stop and finish my husbands part in different ways. We both really miss the intimacy or intercourse. Any suggestions?

    • Duchess Duchess says:

      Hi Terri, we have only just seen this. Sorry for the delay in responding. Have you tried just being intimate one on one without it ending up in intercourse? You can still have that intimacy without going the whole way. That may help alleviate your fear of the pain and allow you to just enjoy it. Good luck!


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