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Mission 37: Floor It

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Mission 37: Floor It

Odds are you were willing to do this when you lived in conditions far worse than you do now (think 12-year- and 15-tenant-old apartment carpet). But, we understand that more meaningful concerns about telltale carpet burns and determining exactly how you would get up off the floor have deterred you in the years since.

This week, leave all those worries behind to go downtown, all the way to the floor. We don’t care who drives, but if it is you, we suggest your shaggiest carpet. Pun intended.

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