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Talk dirty in bed

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

Slap Happy

Once upon a time, Mr. Lee and I were willing to talk dirty in the bedroom. Nothing too over the top, but the sporadic p-word or f-word would do the trick to get us going. Like the alter ego I once assumed – Miss Lee – it had the effect of throwing off our inhibitions and taking us to a new world of intimacy (it’s not often we utter the p-word or f-word as we’re making dinner for the kids).

It has been some time, however, since we’ve been able to talk dirty without feeling ridiculous. I’m not sure if it’s parenthood, or the sheer secondary nature of our sex life to, well, everything else, but it’s definitely been absent of late.

That is, until I launched into this week’s challenge by slapping Mr. Lee full force across the face and calling him a naughty name.

You read that right.

He was startled (it didn’t hurt, I’m a weak woman, after all), but it took both of us somewhere else. Our cheeks flushed and we, well, went at it. After a final quote that would have made Tarantino blush, we finished a heated bout with satisfied giggles. Top that, Duchess.

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