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Duchess

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

The “Play” Room

Christian Grey has his playroom.  We have ours. His playroom is an eye-popping myriad of chains, shackles and whatever-you-could-wish-for-in-bondage-gear.  Ours is an eye-popping myriad of plastic toys made in China, Lego blocks and crusty remnants of Play-Doh smeared into the carpet.  A place to find your inner sex kitten?  Not quite.  But when Miss Lee […]

Something Borrowed

There comes a point when talking about sex that you just have to stop talking. Sex is fabulous, sex is fun, sex is liberating, sex is a stress reliever, sex is sexy but sex isn’t something that everyone wants to talk about ALL OF THE TIME.  At least mostly everyone.   There are always exceptions.  A […]

Filippo, The Duke And Me

It’s been a big week: another man joined us in the bedroom.  A hot Italian that was slick to the touch.  The Duke balked initially but as time went on he started to like the company.  Not only was our new companion a specialist in grilling, he was a whiz at skincare – my he […]

Rated G

A Public Display of Affection is purely subjective.  For the Duke, a PDA is a prolonged kiss and maybe if I am lucky a stealth-like squeeze of the behind.  For me, I don’t regard those as PDA’s.  No, I am much more flamboyant in expressing my affection for him in public – my arms drape […]

An Admission

Miss Lee listen up: Massages bore me. I don’t mean massages in a swanky spa when I am being tended to hand and foot – heck no, they are delicious. Give me a voucher for one of those any time. I mean the massages when I have to sit in one place for a period […]

The Closet Connection

A few months ago, a dear friend of mine told me that its a wonder marriages survive the newborn stage. She had just had her second baby.  At the time, I was 7 months pregnant with Baby Duchess and in denial, not about having another child, but  that I too would be about to enter […]

I Feel The Need For….Speed

Getting back on a horse requires concentration and patience.  Try to rush things – your steed will sense it and things won’t go according to plan.  Well that pretty much sums up this week’s mission.  The horse was quivering with anticipation, after all he had been locked up in his stable for the Winter and […]

A New Beginning

Christmas came and went.  The New Year passed by with barely a spritzer in sight.  January was a haze of crazy work days and reflux-filled nights.  The wheels of time spun in hyper speed and as we bid adieu to 2012 and welcomed in 2013 my feet didn’t seem to touch the ground in the […]

‘Tis The Season For Mission Lethargy

It’s true. There are times of the year when sex simply takes a back seat.  It seems the season to be jolly is one of them.  How did that happen?  You would think that the Yuletide cheer would inject a sense of sexual ‘Je ne sais quoi’ into our lives and I would be swinging […]

It’s A Whopper

Malted milk balls.  When those three words are uttered it makes me immediately think that the Duke has had an unfortunate run in with his testicles.  Luckily for him, his testicular region remains malt and milk free.  That would be a worry.  No, these little balls of delight, otherwise known as “Whoppers” seemed to the […]