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sex

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

I Love Me Some Me

I often have the dream that I’m in college again. It’s the last day before finals and I realize I have neither gone to class nor completed a single assignment since the first day of school. I was the only white girl in TAG AP Calculus my senior year of high school (I’m pretty proud […]

An Admission

Miss Lee listen up: Massages bore me. I don’t mean massages in a swanky spa when I am being tended to hand and foot – heck no, they are delicious. Give me a voucher for one of those any time. I mean the massages when I have to sit in one place for a period […]

Out of the Mouths of Babes

In a conversation about pajamas at my daughter’s pre-school, she managed to tell her whole class, including her teacher (who knows about this blog): “My daddy sleeps without underwear on top of my mommy.” I found out via text message from another teacher. He found out from the teacher, who understandably blushed while sharing, and […]

Mission 28: Bunny’s Orders

Easter Weekend has been and gone but the Easter Bunny is still very much alive in our houses, and bunny regalia is everywhere. One of the Playboy Bunnies recommends the best way to achieve the Big O is doing it doggie style. So unleash your inner animal – hop to it, dawg.

I Feel The Need For….Speed

Getting back on a horse requires concentration and patience.  Try to rush things – your steed will sense it and things won’t go according to plan.  Well that pretty much sums up this week’s mission.  The horse was quivering with anticipation, after all he had been locked up in his stable for the Winter and […]

The Beast Infection

The Duchess has been “on” me for weeks to get back on the horse. Between you and me, I think Mission 27 was a ploy to get me back in the game since the morning sickness and life derailed me in December. I’ve even gotten threatening text messages and voice mails. But the real trick to […]

‘Tis The Season For Mission Lethargy

It’s true. There are times of the year when sex simply takes a back seat.  It seems the season to be jolly is one of them.  How did that happen?  You would think that the Yuletide cheer would inject a sense of sexual ‘Je ne sais quoi’ into our lives and I would be swinging […]

Skipping Second…..

  The base system was a new one for me.  I think because my childhood was full of rounders, cricket, rugby and football (the English version).  Baseball was a mystery.  We certainly didn’t apply the rounders bases to sexual progress.  I wish I could remember what we did attribute our progress to?  I think it […]

Spilling The Beans…Well A Few At Least

There are secrets friends have told me that I will take to the grave.  When it comes to keeping things secret about me, well that’s where I have more of a problem.  I am a ‘heart on sleeve’ kind of girl and I have always enjoyed talking about sex.  It has never been a taboo […]

Four Times! Can we do it? Yes we can!

Missions are set on Monday morning with completion goal end of day Sunday. Seven blissful days and six nights to indulge in sex.  Four times.  Easy, right? Apparently not.  By Friday, I was sweating it – the Duke hadn’t seen any action in four of the six nights.  I was failing in my mission.  Damn […]