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The “Play” Room

Two professional women: both married with kids and both juggling clients, reports, potty training, packed lunches, chores, dogs, cats, errands, husbands and …”what was that you said? SEX?”
That three-letter word that once was so frequent, so liberating, so yummy has been sidelined in a sea of life, work and snot.
It is time.
Time to put sex back on a pedestal by injecting some extra spice into our relationships.

The “Play” Room

Christian Grey has his playroom.  We have ours.

His playroom is an eye-popping myriad of chains, shackles and whatever-you-could-wish-for-in-bondage-gear.  Ours is an eye-popping myriad of plastic toys made in China, Lego blocks and crusty remnants of Play-Doh smeared into the carpet.  A place to find your inner sex kitten?  Not quite.  But when Miss Lee says Floor It, you find the closest floor that won’t rip your knees to shreds and get to it.  It so happened to be the kids playroom.  There is nothing like kicking a couple of tractors and fire engines out of the way in the throes of passion but when you enter into parenthood such obstructions become par for the course.

This mission made me think:  “Flooring it” requires impenetrable knees or knees that are so calloused they won’t be deterred by carpet burns, friction, unforgiving hardwoods or the great outdoors.  To protect your sweet patella,you could strap on a pair of roller derby knee pads, but let’s be honest that won’t get you top marks for looking sexy.  So I figure we need to create a best-seller:  Kinky Knees.  Some time of small pad that will surreptitiously stick onto your knees and absorb the distracting friction of floor sex.  Something along the lines of Dr. Scholl’s Blister Treatment pads.  Effective, but barely there.  You get the gist.

I am skipping off to register my Kinky Knees patent in anticipation of making my millions. I wonder if this is something I can put in front of the Sharks on Shark Tank?!

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